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For AC:NL followers, check the AC:NL post above to find a list of my current villagers, those marked with asterisk I'm not willing to part with. The post also contains a list of my dream villagers.
I know you’re busy doing all the things you planned to do but remember, today is also the day that you kiss me.

I Wrote This for You

jetgreguar:

still my favorite fucking thing

jetgreguar:

still my favorite fucking thing


I am nervous. I’m afraid. But I will stand here in the white hot heat of you. I will play Russian Roulette with your playlists. I will tell jokes I’m not sure you’ll find funny. I will hold on until there is no more reason to. And in the end, I will break the stars and resurrect the sun.

I Wrote This for You

whisper-to—me:

Cotton and Skin.

aclockworkplum:

I’m not a leather and lace kind of girl, though I can be.

Mostly, though, I’m the girl that follows you out of the bedroom at 3 a.m. wearing nothing but one of your black shirts I snagged off the floor. Because if you can’t sleep, I won’t.

I’m the girl you scold for having…


If anyone wants her, let me know


jbkats:

"paramore was pulled off tour for a week when hayley was 16 because her mom grounded her" is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard


mayor-brandy:

my kids get along pretty well


destinydeoxys:

when you accidentally use your masterball on a magikarp

why are you trying to catch a magikarp in the first place

destinydeoxys:

when you accidentally use your masterball on a magikarp

why are you trying to catch a magikarp in the first place


mayortechno:

Just something quick, I know these comics are cliche but it really is true.

This game means a ton to me.


heckayeah:

How Many Cats You Got Bro Shit

heckayeah:

How Many Cats You Got Bro Shit


Me during the day: I'm so fucking tired oh my God I can't wait to go to bed tonight
Me during the night: Let's download the top 100 songs from the 90s and listen to them all while writing a novel and watching an entire season of something and maybe rearrange my room

Matthew - that is not how you do that. 

Matthew - that is not how you do that. 


unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

do yall remember those two little white boys in super smash bros brawl who would scream pecan ice and pecan butter or whatever it was they were yelling?? i hated them so much they used to get me in so much trouble when i would stay up late and play nintendo because no matter how low the volume on the damn tv was my mom would hear their shill ass voices going PECAN ICE PECAN BUTTER from all the way down the hall in her room and tell me to go to bed i will never forgive them


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